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Joke of the Day

"I think Titanic is fake because, how do they record it when they are all dieing in the water?"

"So, there's a chicken and a frog in a library... The chicken shouts: ""Bok!"" The frog replies: ""Reddit!"""

"If Jesus died for our sin... Who died for our cos and tan?"

"Whats the similarities between black people and bikes? Both cant work without chains."

"My friend does a weekly bad joke Tuesday... Today's was quite good (Bad?) Yesterday, I made a belt out of old watches. What a complete waist of time."

"What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? There have been reported sightings of bigfoot"

"Haters gonna hate. Procrastinaters gonna ... get back to you on that tomorrow..."

"An average person has sex 300 times a year. The next 10 days are gonna be sick."

"To the people who don't like me... suck it. To the people that do like me... same thing. "

"I honestly have no idea how I stopped petting the first dog I ever pet."