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Joke of the Day
"Whats the similarities between black people and bikes? Both cant work without chains."
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"""Elementary Logic"" (revised edition), by one of the most influential analytic philosophers from Ohio brought to you by: Philosophy of Science subreddit"
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"Is this sub Reddit dead? There have barely been any decent posts all year!"
"Why does Bruce Willis always play the bald guy?"
"Tell the Starbucks barista that your name is Voldemort. Watch for those who don't flinch when the name is called. They will be your allies."
"An electrician was shocked by a live wire when he was asked why... He said he couldn't resist."
"Wanna know the difference between a street performer and a hobo? The age"
"For what reason was six afraid of seven? Six knew, that all but for him, seven would have won."