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Joke of the Day
"If Jesus died for our sin... Who died for our cos and tan?"
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"What is a ducks favorite snack? Quackers."
"The biggest cause of paedophilia in the world today... ...sexy kids"
"knock knock! who's there? not trayvon martin -- that nigga dead!"
"My man wants me to understand him better so I'm not getting my mustache waxed this month."
"His ex saw me and said, ""I guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder""... I said, ""Guess so, but I Be Holdin' his hand!!!"""
"I was masturbating, looked up and saw my mom standing there. I was really freaked out. Because she died 6 years ago."
"Q: What does a computer eat when it's hungry? A: Chips -- one byte at a time."
"Shoutout to rattlesnakes and condoms... Because I don't fuck with either of them."
"What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone? He grew up to be a bellhop!"