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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? There have been reported sightings of bigfoot"

"What would To Kill a Mockingbird be called if Harper Lee was an alcoholic? Tequila Mockingbird."

"Even death can't get you out of the friend zone... she'll be at your funeral like ""he was like a brother to me"""

"Dial-up internet called. They couldnt get through."

"I was just at the beach and heard someone yell ""Help! Shark!"" I am pretty sure that shark wasn't going to help him..."

"The difference between the middle finger and the fourth finger I use my middle finger to say fuck you to you.. My wife uses my fourth finger to say fuck you to me"

"What did the crowd say when I finished my country name puns? East Timor?"

"What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? ""You are too young to smoke."""

"Two more nuns Two nuns in a bath. First one says ""where's the soap?"" Second nun says ""yeah, it does doesn't it."""

"""Um excuse me, my eyes are up here. And here. And here, here, here, here, and here."" - spider with big tits"