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Joke of the Day

"Speaking of dogs... There's a dog with no hind legs, and bollocks made of steel. So, this dog is coming down the street. Do you know what is the name of the dog? . . . . Sparky!"

"You know it's cold outside... When you see a politician with their hands in their own pockets."

"Two shoes met and.. They had a converse-ation."

"What's the difference between a Black man and a park bench? A Black man is a sentient creature."

"What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a lightbulb? You can unscrew a lightbulb."

"So, a florist gave me the wrong flowers. I think they're called oopsie daisies."

"I made fun of my Middle Eastern friend's food the other day Now I falafel about it."

"Did you hear about the Barcelona football star who got busted for tax evasion? They said his tax returns were Messi."

"What does a feminist pick up from the post office? Their femail"

"What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and Sarah Palin's vagina? Only one fifth of what comes out of her vagina is retarded."