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Joke of the Day
"What did one tooth say to the other tooth? ""Thar's gold in them thar fills."""
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"Wait so does Smashing Pumpkins refer to destroying pumpkins or are they just super good pumpkins in England"
"Somebody was trying to break into my house last night, so I rang the police... But Sting said he was busy and suggested I ring the actual police."
"Why don't people hang out with the mushroom? He isn't a fungi."
"Why do people starve? When food tastes so good."
"I bet a heroin addict could find a needle in a haystack."
"She said that having a successful marriage is all about making sacrifices so I threw her into a volcano."
"I like my coffee how I like my women With big tits"
"A very, very old one. A man is standing in an elevator, when a woman walks in. The woman asks ""Can I smell your balls?"" ""No you cannot smell my balls."" ""It must be your feet then."""
"Yo mamma Yo momma's so fat, her belt size is ""Equator."""