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Joke of the Day
"Yo mamma Yo momma's so fat, her belt size is ""Equator."""
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"I thought I saw Bradley Cooper but it was just every poem ever written formed into a beach sunset with amazing hair"
"""I've found that I'd scream the exact same way If a piece of seaweed touches my leg or if a shark were trying to bite me."" - Kevin James"
"I've just started an online dating site for Siamese twins. It's called Connect 4."
"Jesus after the Last Supper goes through the bills. ""Guys, seriously, what the fuck, who ordered wine?"""
"I shall play you the song of my people *stomach growls*"
"Have you heard of the new Lego Presidential Building Set? It's called ""My First Wall"". It comes with a few pesos as a refund."
"There's a fine line between confidence and delusion and I ride that shit like a bear on a unicycle."
"""Benjamin Button"" *""Benjamin who?""* ""Benjamin"" *""Who's there""* ""Knock knock"""
"If your boyfriend is ever about to break up with you, yell ""what about the baby!"" You'll be in a relationship for at least another 5 minutes"