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Joke of the Day

"She said that having a successful marriage is all about making sacrifices so I threw her into a volcano."

"What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common? Both ride bicycles and are on a mission."

"When ever a girl wears a shirt saying 'I Woke Up Like This' I resist the urge to say I'm sorry about that."

"I saw a woman crying on a park bench so I sat down and hugged her and whispered ""please stop stealing my spotlight"""

"Being a New York Jets fan is like watching Titanic every Sunday and cheering for the boat."

"If you make an oriental dizzy.... does he become disoriented?"

"I hear the FDA just approved Bill Cosby.... Common side effects include drowsiness, loss of memory, taste of penis, and in rare cases, sore genitals."

"Today I met this electrician... Sadly I can't remember Watt his name was."

"Showerthought: We should make an online dating site called eBae."

"Why did 10 die? Because it was in the middle of 9 11"