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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell if someone has Alzheimer's? A. How can you tell if someone has Alzheimers?"
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"I met a German girl today. Her phone number is pretty weird, it's all nines."
"I asked my friend if he could tell me the chemical symbol for Neptunium He said it wasn't a problem but hasn't replied since"
"A mailman delivers mail, and a milkman delivers milk. I'm a lineman. **I deliver lines.**"
"Nerdy Fairy Tale ""Grandmother, what big ears you have!"" ""Since I can't see you, I can at least hear you Infrared Ridinghood..."""
"Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards? Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor"
"Are you a cat person or a person person?"
"What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat? A leek."
"What is Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1"
"Why do they call c-section the caesarian? Because when brutus stabbed caeser A baby fell out. Original shit *drops the mic"