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Joke of the Day

"A very, very old one. A man is standing in an elevator, when a woman walks in. The woman asks ""Can I smell your balls?"" ""No you cannot smell my balls."" ""It must be your feet then."""

"a man walks into a bar ""Ouch!"" he said."

"I found an alternative to Pokemon GO. It's this new game called Grindr. I haven't tried it yet, but I hear its this thing where you go around, trying to capture bears."

"TOO MUCH PROTEIN? No whey mate"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. To be read: *seven ate nine*"

"Of all the different types of pornography ... I'd say animal porn is the bestial."

"What is the difference between oral and anal thermometers? the taste."

"a priest and a rabbi are sitting on a park bench... the priest sees some kids playing nearby. he leans over to the rabbi points and says ""how about we screw them"" the rabbi says ""out of what?"""

"Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how i feel about that."

"If people from Poland are called 'Poles', why aren't people from Holland called 'Holes?"