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Joke of the Day
"What's a virgin's favorite Christmas song? ""Single Bells"""
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"Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? Penis envy."
"I was going to watch a documentary on the Malaysian Airlines But I couldn't find it."
"Recently discovered that my local coffee house sells my favorite soup... MISO HAPPY! :D"
"when girls are mad at you they go on twitter and rt something that is the exact reason they're mad...they find it in under a minute too"
"Don't be a vegetarian ! It's a big missteak"
"Hey girl, how 'bout some head? - Henry VIII"
"Do you want to know where the best place to buy drugs is? High Street of course!"
"Happy birthday George Lucas. To celebrate we'll be removing the iconic happy birthday song from your party & replacing it with a worse song."
"I'm writing a book called 'Stop Overreacting.' If no one buys it I'm going to kill myself."