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Joke of the Day
"Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? Penis envy."
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"My wife isn't much of a wrestler But man you should see her box."
"Why did the boy become an astronaut? Because he was told he was no earthly good."
"How to kill time. Hold your right ear with your lett hand and your nose with your right hand, then hold your left ear with your right hand and your nose with your left hand, and repeat and repeat."
"Target audience A nine year old kid disappeared after using a cream that makes you look 10 years younger."
"I tried to be polite and hold the door open for a woman, but she kept screaming, ""I'm peeing in here!"""
"How did people travel through Germany when Hitler was in power? Not sea. Get it? like Nazi. but not sea. get it?"
"He said I was average - but he was just being mean."
"The baby daddies on 16 & Pregnant/Teen Mom should be used to test air bags."
"Would you like something from my Easter basket? ""Sure!"" ""Here. Have some plastic grass."""