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Joke of the Day
"An Irishman walks... out of a bar."
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"Last year I joined a support group for antisocial people. We haven't met yet."
"So me and my demons are gonna have a few bloody mary's and see where the day takes us. Would you and your demons like to tag along?"
"After 20 years of marriage, I still get blow jobs. If my wife finds out, she'll fucking kill me."
"A patriotic needle said: Don't thread on me."
"I saw something really shady in my neighborhood the other day. An awning."
"[wakes up next to perfectly crocheted sweater with knitting needles in hands] Oh dear god not again"
"You hear the one about the gay judges? Yeah, they tried each other."
"Yo Mama is so fat...when she took her shirt off at the strip clubeveryone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars"
"The biggest difference between men and women... Is what comes to mind when the word 'facial' is used."