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Joke of the Day

"After 20 years of marriage, I still get blow jobs. If my wife finds out, she'll fucking kill me."

"I remember 2016 Like it was yesterday"

"Legally,It's questionable. Morally,It's disgusting. Personally,I like it."

"what do you call a mexican on the moon ? an Astronaut you Racist"

"When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me $85. That's why in the Navy, the captain goes down with the ship."

"Why do Jewish men like to watch porno movies backwards? They like the part where the hooker gives the money back."

"What do you call a math class full of SJW's? Triggernometry."

"ITT: Your best (or worst) puns. See all those crows flying over that woman with that loaf of bread? She's going to get murdered."

"Every year there is a race from one side of Sweden to the other... They start at the Norwegian line and end up at the Finnish line."

"Saw a cute girl at work today. I told her I get off in five minutes and she smiled. Then I said I finish work in one hour and she left."