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Joke of the Day
"I saw something really shady in my neighborhood the other day. An awning."
Next Joke
"Me: *eating 3rd Twix of the day* Her: You eat too much candy, you're going to make me a widow Me: *orders 10 truckloads & cancels all plans*"
"What's Trump's favorite Olympic sport? Fencing!"
"Who is this rorschach guy..... and why does he paint all these pictures of my parents fighting."
"How do they separate the men from the boys in the navy? With a crowbar."
"What did the cannibal get when he was late to dinner? The cold shoulder"
"Knock Knock Who's there? Eat mop"
"A Wife calls her son to see where him and his dad are He answers with moans in the backround, ""In my room?"" He says, the mom storms up there expecting porn, or sex. She got one of them right..."
"How do you kill an African child? Wait 5 minutes."
"What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? Cuatro cinco."