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Joke of the Day
"I saw something really shady in my neighborhood the other day. An awning."
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"What did the plate say to the other plate? ""dinner's on me"""
"To me, the worst part of the prostate exam is when the doctor says, ""Guess how many fingers."""
"What is a ghost's favorite airplane? BOO!eing"
"""Ooh, a new friend request...who the hell is Iqbal???"""
"If Nefertiti owned a topless bar which served tea she could have marketed her business with t-shirts. You could call them 'Nefertiti's titties, tease, teas, and tees.' Edit: better grammar/phrasing."
"What's the difference between herpes and mono? You get one from snatching a kiss."
"Why did the boy become an astronaut? Because he was told he was no earthly good."
"How long do I have to sleep before I'm legally a bear?"
"What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted!"