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Joke of the Day
"If I ever had a heart transplant I would want my ex's because it's never been used"
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"How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer? He's out standing in his field"
"I like to stop at the UPS store late at night and leave little notes on their door letting them know I stopped by but they weren't open."
"WHAT is Bruce Lee's favorite drink? WAH TAHH!!!!"
"After all that shit, I can't believe they are finally back together. My ass cheeks"
"How many Chinese people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, while the rest were kung fu fighting"
"Why is Christmas just like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit."
"What kind of chicken is circumcised and suffers from E.D.? A boneless, skinless chicken!"
"Why is picture of Jesus better than Jesus himself? You only need one nail to hang up the picture."
"Perry was busy building a defensive palisade around the Musketeer compound, but it was leaning over badly. Suddenly Porthos spots the enemy and yells 'Attack! Perry, REPOST!'"