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Joke of the Day

"You're nice, cute & single? Can you introduce me to your friend who looks like he'd never return my texts? Yeah the one with the girlfriend."

"What did one crow say to the other? Caw dude?"

"Now I understand why the British population was on a steady decline these past few years... Brits are really good at pulling out."

"Attention, guys wearing ""skinny Jeans"", you took the phrase ""getting into her pants"" the wrong way"

"Why did Bill Clinton sign the NAFTA agreement? [NSFW] He loves a giant sucking sound."

"Met a hooker who said she'd do anything for $5 So I had her repost a joke for me that's been posted 5,000 times in the past week"

"Chuck Norris, the actor, film producer and screenwriter died in his house today at 76 years of age He is now feeling much better and has fully recovered from this minor annoyance"

"What do you call a Jewish Pokemon trainer. Ash."

"[NSFW] [NSFW] What do the Zika Virus and Catholic Priests have in common? They're both giving kids a little head all over Latin America."

"My 8 y/o memorized my 12 character password that has upper and lowercase letters, numbers and symbols but can't remember to flush the toilet"