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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump is a presidential candidate I can relate to Both of us have fantasies with Trump's daughter"

"I accidentally swallowed a handful of Scrabble tiles... My next bowel movement could spell disaster."

"Good Cop: If you confess now, you'll probably just get probation. Fad Cop: Hey Macarena!"

"What does the sign of an out of business brothel say? Beat it. We're closed."

"I was so excited. Thought I found an M&M at the bottom of my purse. It was only an earbud. I ate it anyway."

"Best Joke in League Of League? NA teams"

"What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded? Bring on their subs!"

"My trainer suggested I get a tennis ball to message my back. I got it, but it just sits there. How do you make it go?"

"What is the largest moth the world has ever seen? A mammoth"

"My LASIK doctor said that if I get 2000 upvotes on this post I'll get free treatment. Upvote for visibility."