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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump is a presidential candidate I can relate to Both of us have fantasies with Trump's daughter"

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"Yo momma so poor She opened up a gmail account so she could eat the spam."
"Even paranoids have enemies."
"I like long, romantic walks away from women that try catching the bouquet at weddings"
"The biggest cause of paedophilia in the world today... ...sexy kids"
"Some of us learn from the mistakes of others; the rest of us have to be the others."
"MOPEDS AND FAT LADIES What do mopeds and fat ladies have in common? They're both a great ride until someone sees you on one."
"How do you break a Polish man's finger? Punch him in the nose."
"I used to get sharp pains in my eye when I drank coffee... My doctor said, take the spoon out of the mug"
"Why is the Prime Minister not seen in the morning? Because he is PM not AM"
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