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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a rich frog? A gold-blooded reptile."
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"I'm so hungry that I can eat a Centaur"
"Why did the chicken cross the beach? To get to the other tide"
"How do you tell the difference between Male and Female ghosts? One has boooooobs. The other gets full pay at their jobs."
"I had a 7 course Irish dinner last night A 6 pack of Guinness and a potato"
"I was gonna make a dubstep joke. ** . . .** But i'll just drop it."
"Being cremated..... ..... is my last hope for a smoking hot body."
"Oh man, I think I took a wrong turn somewhere. Looks like I'm gonna have to backtrack 25 years."
"If a girl elongates her words when she's texting me, I know she's down to fuckkkk, developmentally disabled, or bothhhhh."