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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why did god give blonde's 2 more brain cells than he gave cows? A: So they wouldn't shit all over when you played with their tits."

"How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to pick up the phone and call some other asshole to do it."

"A bear and a rabbit are pooping next to each other. The bears asks: ""Does your fur stick to the poop?"" The rabbit replied with: ""Of course not."" Then the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit."

"*sir mix a lot voice* i like big butts and i'm sad inside"

"What's got four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a preschool."

"A great thing about being single is never having to erase your history tab."

"Why did you drop the baby? Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did."

"There's an old Irish saying: ""I'm Irish."""

"What did the psychiatrist say to the patient that showed up wearing Saran Wrap and nothing else? I can clearly see your nuts!"

"What do you call a group of guys grocery shopping? Brocery shopping"