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Joke of the Day
"If Trump wins tonight... He'll be the first person to go from P.O.S. to P.O.T.U.S."
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"Swimming Is Good For You... Especially if you are drowning."
"My ex-girlfriend dropped this one on me a heavy box. She was trying to kill me."
"What do you do if your bank account stops working? Throw the guy out of the house."
"why did the scarecrow get a promotion? he was out-standing in his field."
"(Star Wars) If Finn and Rey hooked up and had a child The child would definitely be on the dark side"
"It's Friday! I'm as happy as a newborn in a topless bar!"
"Confucius say, ""Man who can put bait on hook well... ...is a master baiter."""
"What does a submarine full of gay guys smell like? Sea Men"
"Celebrity dumping an ice bucket on himself to raise money? Cute. Humanity dumping an ice cap on itself to raise sea levels? HILARIOUS."