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Joke of the Day
"Mo' money mo' problems might be true, but I'd still like to find out for myself."
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"You need glasses when you do maths Because it helps with division. -Barbara from Rooster Teeth"
"What do you call Nazis from San Francisco? Bay Aryans"
"I failed my biology test today A question asked, ""What is commonly found in cells?"" Apparently ""black people"" wasn't the right answer"
"They say 1 out of every 5 humans is Chinese. Out of me and my 4 siblings, I'm pretty sure it's either Carl or Liu Yang."
"In A Error At 99% Completed Understanding A Girl: . . . This Is Like Downloading A 4GB File. At The Speed Of 2kbps. Which Ends Up.. In A Error At 99% Completed!"
"[spiders pour into room] THEYRE EVERYWHERE [group of tap dancers enter] ALRIGHT MEN THIS IS WHAT WEVE TRAINED FOR"
"One Girl, Two Cups would be a terrible name for a bra shop."
"I saw two kids fighting in the elementary school playground this morning. Being the only adult around, I had to step in. They did not stand a chance."
"A balding person in denial is probably like maybe it's all in my head."