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Joke of the Day
"What's another way to describe a contradicktion? A logical phallusy!"
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"I like my women like I like my coffee, Quiet."
"(NSFW) we all want something... White people: legalize gay marriage!! Black people: legalize weed!! Mexicans: legalize us!!"
"A couple of cats and dogs were seen wearing crowns. I think they're reigning cats and dogs."
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"If you feed Donald Trump after midnight or put him in water what will he turn into? A Kremlin."
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