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Joke of the Day

"I can't see an end, I have no control and I don't think there's any escape, I don't even have a home anymore...Definitely time for a new keyboard."

"Knock knock. Who's there? Panther. Panther who? Panther no panth I'm going thwimming."

"Edited from my mistake earlier today: what do paedophiles and napalm have in common? They can both strip a Vietnamese orphan in under 30 seconds."

"Since we're doing jokes we made up as kids: What did one lightbulb to say to the other? Watts up?"

"Q: Why do ghouls wear glasses? A: So they don't bump into other ghouls."

"What type of bagel can fly? A plain bagel!"

"EA just announced this amazing FIFA 16 feature - player is now able to run from the FBI"

"What happens when the Batman sees Catwoman? The Dark Knight Rises."

"how do you know when your sister is on her period? your dads cock tastes like blood."

"Cop- Do you know why I pulled you over? Me- Because I fucked your mom? Cop- Get out of the car! Me- Wait! Don't I get another guess?"