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Joke of the Day

"Jewish guy goes to his rabbi . . . . . . he asks, ""I don't get it. If we're the chosen people, why did God make the goys?"" The rabbi shrugs and say, ""Hey . . . somebody's gotta pay retail."""

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"[describing criminal to sketch artist] His breath smelled like rotten eggs & bad cheese so draw a lot of those smelly lines by his mouth"
"Took my first cab ride last night And I gotta say, the price was fare!"
"How much liquid can Monica Lewinskys mouth hold? One U.S. Liter"
"i have been trying to teach my dog to speak English.... but his skills are ruff"
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"We went camping at Yellowstone National Park on a moonless night. It was in tents."