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Joke of the Day

"Quiting smoking is easy I've done it hundreds of times."

"Do you ever think about the Vice President... ...sitting at his desk, looking around his office and thinking to himself, ""Fucking corners."""

"Anteater Kid: What's for dinner? Anteater Mom: Don't be a smart ass, Brandon."

"What is the advantage that Mexican workers have over everyone else? Their ""Senor""ity!"

"You know what they say about cows in the Bermuda Triangle... They moo in mysterious waves"

"GENIE 1: he wanted money so i made him a bank robber, ha GENIE 2: i just...gave mine money GENIE 1: LMAO YOU GUYS, JERRY JUST GAVE IT TO HIM"

"Why are you on /r/Jokes? What arrr ya buncha pirates or sumthin? *tssssssss*"

"I did my foreign country report on Ethiopia. It was really easy, I didn't even have to bring the class food."

"What do you get when you cross an octopus and a Mexican? I don't know but it can pick the shit out of some lettuce."

"I used to work at a french fry stand I was way over quali**fried**"