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Joke of the Day

"GENIE 1: he wanted money so i made him a bank robber, ha GENIE 2: i just...gave mine money GENIE 1: LMAO YOU GUYS, JERRY JUST GAVE IT TO HIM"

"What's the difference between kinky and perverted ? Kinky you use a feather; perverted you use the whole chicken !"

"I still occasionally fap over my ex Made a copy of the key to her place when we were together, and she's a heavy sleeper"

"*Power goes out* Wife: I can't see! *Shoes light up* Me: Ha! Whose shoes were ""a waste of money"" & ""clearly meant for a large child"" now?!"

"Our generation is messed up. We have unprotected sex, but have cases on our phones."

"What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? GLOVES! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present."

"Researchers have found why bears hibernate. ""They're sad due to a break up"" said one. ""It's been a year Brent. Move on. I have"" said another"

"Remember before you give the finger from the safety of your car, not everyone has a schedule to keep"

"Why did Adele cross the road? Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, ""Hello from the other side!"""

"I complained to my wife that I was short staffed at work She responded ""yeah, and you have the same problem at home"""