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Joke of the Day

"What did Bruce Lee say about NASA'S discovery WA-TAH!"

"""Yo dad, did you know gullible isn't in the dictionary?"" *dad checks & realises his mistake* ""you know what else isn't in here son? Adopted"""

"Why do they call it a non-sequitur? Riot gear."

"How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity? He married his cousin."

"You can freeze a human to -273.15 C He'd be 0K."

"Son, when I was your age there was no social media. You had to go to a bar and buy endless drinks to be ignored by multiple women."

"What do you call a militant whovian A **whooligan**"

"It's not that I'm antisocial. My phone just happens to be a lot more interesting than the entire human population."

"Justice Scalia Dead Following 30-Year Battle With Social Progress Onion EDIT: removed hyperlink"

"I'm going to go stand outside. If anyone asks, tell them, I'm outstanding."