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Joke of the Day

"What did Bruce Lee say about NASA'S discovery WA-TAH!"

"Have you seen the new film called Constipation? It hasn't come out yet."

"""You know, the average woman does it at least 8 times a year in her sleep."" -Peter Parker attempting to convince Mary Jane to swallow"

"The length of time toddlers stare at each other on the playground would get you stabbed if you did that shit as an adult."

"How do you say the name Ray in Jamaican? Raymond"

"Honey Boo Boo evolves into Sugar Scab! Pokemon is back baby!"

"ACHOO! Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit."

"I bought perforated paper once It was a total rip off"

"Today's rappers are lame they're unable to walk normally because of an injury or illness affecting the leg or foot."

"Chuck Norris doesn't swim, water just likes to be around him"