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"Why are you on /r/Jokes? What arrr ya buncha pirates or sumthin? *tssssssss*"
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"(NSFW) They've finally published my self-help book about having sex with herbs It's about fucking thyme."
"My hands got into an argument last night One was right and the other left"
"Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck? He was trying to bust a move"
"What goes vroom rrt... vroom rrt... vroom rrt... A blond at a flashing red light."
"My parents let me watch Grease constantly when I was a kid & then they were all, whoa why is our teenager always super drunk in tight pants?"
"If you're in a hot dog eating contest, poop on the table, and then while everyone is too grossed out to eat, just finish one hot dog."
"What did the Indian tailor say to the patron who came in naked? ""What sarong with you?"""
"Burnt my Hawaiian pizza today.. I should have put it on aloha setting."
"tough choice Obama, Osama, and Hitler are lined up against a wall who gets shot first Obama for fucking this country"