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Joke of the Day
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"If a car in front of me is driving slow, I move to the side a little so the cars behind me can see I'm not causing the traffic"
"I wish MacDonalds would hurry up and put the MacBook on the dollar menu already."
"Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter? A: Jimmy Carter waited until after the inauguration to break his promises."
"What time of day was Adam born? Just a little before Eve"
"I once threw a boomerang, not knowing what it was for... Then it hit me."
"When I'm bored, nobody texts me. When I'm busy, BAM! I'm the most popular person in the world."
"If the Mexicans are taking all of the jobs, then why do Koreans still rule the nail salons? Because Tu is better than Juan."
"Just heard about this teacher who had sex with her student. Another reason I won't send MY dog to obedience school"
"a short fortune teller escaped from prison she's now a small medium at large"