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Joke of the Day
"I used to work at a french fry stand I was way over quali**fried**"
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"I was not a particularly small child. I was the one who always got picked to play Bethlehem in the school nativity."
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"You can find me in the club, eatin' Cap'n Crunch I'm into having snacks, I ain't into making lunch"
"Why has /r/jokes won an environmental award? Everything gets recycled."
"A Rabbi and a Priest are walking in the park when they see a little boy. Priest: ""Hey let's go screw that little boy"" Rabbi: ""Out of what?"""
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"""I wanted to lose 10 lbs. this year.... only 13 lbs. to go!"""