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Joke of the Day
"You know what they say about cows in the Bermuda Triangle... They moo in mysterious waves"
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"I have a love/hate relationship with mood swings."
"Two priest walk into bar and disappointed... there are no young boys there."
"Why are white girls so odd? Because they don't *even*."
"/r/jokes It's funny because hardly anything here can be considered a joke."
"A Toledo man was admitted to the city hospital last night with severe burns after dunking for French fries at a Halloween party."
"My door to door VHS sales are taking a nose dive because of the economy."
"I wanted to be a Ninja, so I googled ""Ninja school"" I followed the link to their website, and it said ""Page cannot be found"" WOW, these motherfuckers are good."
"What is the last thing to go through the mind of a suicide bomber? His own ass."
"I punched Dwayne Johnson in the butt... I guess I hit rock bottom **ba-dum-tss**"