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Joke of the Day

"A kaddish is a hymn of praises to God found in a Jewish prayer service. What is its Muslim equivalent? A kaboom!"

"How do you kill an Argentinian? Take him to the top of his ego and throw him off."

"I live in a country where everything goes well together A Combo-Nation"

"Spent 6 hours linking all my watches together to make a belt. It was a complete waist of time."

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? The picture only needs one nail to hold up."

"[High school reunion] Classmate: I've been out building schools in Africa Me: I got banned from the zoo for gluing sideburns onto a dolphin"

"mike hawk is huge !!!"

"A man walks into a bar ... and stays there my entire childhood."

"ME: im nervous GIRLFRIEND: dont be M: what are some of his interests GF: he likes football [later] GF'S DAD: nice to meet u M: *tackles him*"

"I was at a antique store and came across the first Playboy magazine ever issued...... Luckily, the owner didn't see me."