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Joke of the Day

"Spent 6 hours linking all my watches together to make a belt. It was a complete waist of time."

"What do you call a short Mexican? A paragraph because hes not quite yet an essay."

"I only read 1 line jokes on reddit"

"There's a sticky penis on my doormat... It must've come in the post."

"Did you hear about the Mathematicians Gentleman's Club? They were famous for their signature dance: the Mobius Strip"

"Want to hear a pizza joke? Nevermind it's too cheesy."

"Girlfriends are like puppies... They start out wanting to cuddle and kiss your face, but soon grow into a bitch."

"Why does it take more than a million sperms to fertilize one egg? 1) Female Ego... Rejection without Reason! 2) Male Ego... Won't Ask For Directions!"

"I got 6 numbers at the bar last night... One more and it would have been a complete telephone number. (special thanks to Kevin Malone)"

"Oh no, my overly-festive neighbours are at the door.. *ding dong* ""Mary, Leon.. hi!"""