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Joke of the Day
"A man walks into a bar ... and stays there my entire childhood."
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"Why don't Australians have sex? Because they mate. ...I'll let myself out."
"What's a 69er got in common with the mafia ? One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit."
"two kids were arrested.. Two kids were arrested, one was eating fireworks and the other one was drinking battery acid. one got charged and the other got let off."
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