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Joke of the Day
"mike hawk is huge !!!"
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"2 words can open up many doors in your life. Push and Pull"
"It's pretty amazing that I'm able to balance my two kids, my career as a doctor, and my pathological lying!!"
"There once was a lady named Sue... ..who didn't have much to do. So she pulled out the vacuum, and went to the bathroom, and found a new way to go poo."
"What do you call a white man flying a plane? Clive, usually."
"What's a baby hen called? Chic hen"
"As a child I had a medical condition that meant I had to eat soil three times a day It's lucky my older brother told me about it really... \- Milton Jones"
"My favourite German jokes 1."
"I have a big business on kids and murders. They all love my ferrets."
"A young blonde, leaving home for a one week visit to New York, was told by her mother to put on clean socks every day. By the end of the week she couldn't get her shoes on."