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Joke of the Day
"mike hawk is huge !!!"
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"Can a ninja throw a star? Shur-he-can!"
"Son: Mom, when I will grow up enough to get out of the house without asking you? Mom: Son, your dad has not grown up as much yet."
"*catches son swearing through sign language* ""We don't use that language in this house"" *hands him hand sanitizer* ""You know what to do"""
"Why does Snoop Dog always carry an umbrella? Fodrizzle"
"I don't like how girls always want the guy to make the first move. Sometimes I just want to play as black."
"Unfair fight. Housewife Holly Holm defeats Rousey with ironing skills... Because she layed her out and starched her ass."
"My wife was buried after her death. Also, during and right before."
"Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships? They wanted to see what a winning team looked like."
"I thought I had swag once, turned out it was just a mosquito bite."