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Joke of the Day
"How do you kill an Argentinian? Take him to the top of his ego and throw him off."
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"What do you call people who rely on the ""safe period"" for contraception? -Parents"
"What did the pig say when his wife left him? ""Don't go bacon my heart"""
"[dinosaur naming committee] TERRY: and we will call the flying one the Terodactyl PTERRY: I've got a crazy idea"
"Crap tonight is day lights savings and we loose an hour of sleep On the bright side we get an extra hour of light"
"Whats the difference between a cricket ball and an Aboriginals pussy? You can eat a cricket ball"
"""Cool calculator watch dude."" ~nobody since 1987."
"[NSFW] ""The Pope does anal now!"" ""Holy fucking shit, are you serious?!"""
"Hair Disorders by Dan Druff"
"My phone died, so I was forced to ""print"" a physical copy of my boarding pass, just like The Wright Brothers used to in the olden days"