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Joke of the Day
"I used to hate math, But then I realized, decimals had a point."
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"Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A. You can park in the handicap zone."
"America. Where assault weapons will protect your family, but two dudes getting married will destroy your family."
"Valve Half-life 3 confirmed"
"What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love? You cantelope!"
"A husband says to his wife... ""I killed 5 flies today. 2 were female, 3 were male."" Wife asks: ""How do you know?"" Husband says: ""2 were on the phone and 3 were on the beer can."""
"Choose your pet name wisely because you'll be yelling it out in your neighborhood if you lose them. *uses falsetto voice* MR. SMOOCHES!!"
"Trump Says Immigrants take Jobs Americans Refuse to take. Like being his wife."
"I just started my career as a shy rapist. It's touch and go."
"If you smell burnt toast, you may be having a stroke... But if you also smell bacon then you're probably having breakfast."