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Joke of the Day
"Trump Says Immigrants take Jobs Americans Refuse to take. Like being his wife."
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"Give a man a fish & he'll eat for a day. Give a man a jelly fish and you can pee on him."
"So a black guy walks into a bank... Approaching the nearest available teller, he says, ""Hi, I'd like to file for bankruptcy."" ""Okay"", the teller replies, ""what's your name?"" ""Fifty Cent"" badum tisss"
"What did Rudolph the reindeer say before launching into his comedy routine? This will sleigh you."
"I like my beer like i like my violence.. Domestic"
"I was recently the subject of a joke. I chickened out of a fight, and crossed the road to get away."
"LPT: If you ever find that your hard drive has been wiped, don't worry! Just call the NSA, they'll have have all your information backed up"
"I like this time of year because I can dig graves in my front yard and people think it's just a cute Halloween display"
"What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick."
"When people say ""You look so familiar"" responding with ""Were we in prison together?"" is almost always a conversation killer."