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"I was going to go as a worthless piece of garbage for Halloween... ...but then I realized I go as that every day of the year."
"What's worse than nine eleven? 311"
"Roses are grey, Violets are grey I'm a dog."
"April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring? PILGRIMS."
"I can tell my 5yo will make a great politician someday by the way he uses other kids as human shields in dodgeball."
"I told a miscarriage joke to my mate yesterday but I couldn't deliver it right."
"What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle? My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle."
"What's your father's name? Teacher: What's your father's name? Kid: Joke!! Teacher: (irritatingly) are you kidding? kid: Nopes, he's my brother, I am joking!!"
"Hitler pun ""Sir, we're mining too many useless minerals."" Hitler: ""So mine less."" Grammar Nazi busts in. ""MINE FEWER."" (Hitler looks up) ""Yes?"""