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Joke of the Day
"Just looked at the price of baby strollers. I think were gonna have an indoor baby."
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"It's not sex until you walk away with a nose bleed, and the Eye Of The Tiger song is still playing in your head."
"PATIENT: How tough was medical school for a dog like you? DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy"
"For health reasons, my doctor says I should avoid anything salty Im gonna miss reddit"
"why didnt natalie wood take a shower on the boat? she wanted to wash up on shore..."
"The first time a girl walked up to me and gave me her number I didn't know what to do so I ate it."
"A father walks in on his son... A father walks in on his son masturbating. The father says, ""Son, If you keep masturbating you'll go blind!"" The son replies, ""Dad, I'm over here."""
"who found America? :D Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did."
"Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up"
"What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel? A fireside rug you can get a good hump on. Source: Jo Brand on QI S3; Cat's Eyes"