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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up"
Next Joke
"oooh dey so big !!! Q. did you hear what they said about the girl with big titties when she tried on a 34B bra ? A. She makes B-cups look like teacups."
"While Facebook was down I walked up to coworkers & just said 'unfriend' or 'like' & walked away then poked 17 people before I got arrested."
"What did the homeless prostitute's boyfriend call her? his hobo"
"My kids had a shirt made for me that says 'father of the year 2014 quarter finalist'."
"She was a fax machine She kept her modem clean She was the best damn printer that I've ever seen"
"I dreamt last night that I was a muffler... I woke up exhausted."
"When I was a kid adults would use swear words then apologise by saying 'Excuse my French'. I still remember my first day at school when the teacher asked ""Does anyone know any French?"""
"What does a polite pirate say? Chivalry-Timbers!"
"If I could have dinner with anybody living or dead, I would choose someone who is dead so I didn't have to listen to them chew."