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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up"
Next Joke
"I'm so bad at philosophy.... .....I Kant even"
"they found out a man was having sex with a sheep and when the sheep was asked what it was like, all it could say was BA- A-A-D!!, BA-A-A-D!!!."
"What did the cook say to his wife? I'm cumin!"
"I'll say it: fuck you, old people."
"[date with girl I met at the park] Waiter: is everything ok, sir? Me:*fighting back the tears* Her:*sigh* he expected me to bring my dog."
"I really hate to get religious on here, but have you seen the thigh gap on Jesus. DAYUM!"
"What do you call a chicken looking at a lettuce? Chicken sees-a-salad"
"Is divorce spelled with one bottle of champagne or two?"
"What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains? Patty O'Furniture."