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Joke of the Day

"PATIENT: How tough was medical school for a dog like you? DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy"

"What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence? Utter destruction! !!!!"

"Littlefoot walks into a petting zoo.. He's trying to find Ducky."

"What did the blind, deaf, and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer."

"What do nails like to do on the weekend? Get hammered."

"A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns.. But I soon realized that toucan play at that game."

"Husband Call to her Wife from Hell.... A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked How much pay... Devil: Nothing, hell to hell is free... :-)"

"My resume is just an old VHS tape of the ""Life Goes On"" episode where Corky lip syncs ""Fight the Power"" for his school's talent show."

"What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife? You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while."

"American Horror Story: Walmart Bathroom"