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Joke of the Day
"For health reasons, my doctor says I should avoid anything salty Im gonna miss reddit"
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"My friend can't eat pizza because he's lactose intolerant It gives him pizzeria"
"I realized that haven't done the Hokey Pokey in over 10 years. I guess when you get older, you just forget what it's all about."
"Why did a pile of gravel go to jail? aggregated basalt"
"[Target intercom] ""Would the parent of a 9 y/o named Jack please pick up your son at security. We've told u for weeks this isn't a daycare."""
"My girlfriend's ex was a clown I guess I have some pretty big shoes to fill."
"What is black and starts with ""nig""? Nighttime, you racist bastard."
"I buy my shoes three sizes too big so if I run into a clown posse I'll have automatic street cred."
"Birthdays are great... ... but too many of them will kill you."
"Tried to be sly and shove the whole cookie in my mouth without him seeing me. Then he turned around and asked me a question."