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Joke of the Day

"If you traded your windowless van for an ice cream truck or a big red sleigh you would triple your child kidnappings."

"I`m not working for Blackberry... But I`ve got a RIM job."

"How do whales type e-mails? With their fish fingers."

"Did you hear about the kid who died in the school freezer? Apparently he was ""too cool for school""."

"A blonde walked into a store.. She got a nose bleed."

"What did the the physiatrist say to the electron You have a lot of negative energy built up"

"I bet Abraham Lincoln would rather go watch another play than watch this debate."

"Turns out Chlamydia is much easier to get than it is to spell."

"*opens camera app on phone* *35 cats scurry under the couch*"

"What is yellow and wears a mask? The Lone Lemon."