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Joke of the Day
"I bet Abraham Lincoln would rather go watch another play than watch this debate."
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"DJ Khaled has just declined a role in his upcoming biopic. When asked about his decision, he was quoted to have said ""never play yourself."""
"My new girlfriend wants to meet my dad But I do too."
"What's the difference between heroin and foot long dicks? Your mom isn't addicted to heroin."
"M: I rear-ended some girl today W: Oh how much damage to her car M: Car?"
"Women are like mechanics. I have no idea what they're talking about."
"Wanna hear a joke about sodium? Na"
"I just purchased Big Foot repellant. Er, sorry, a camera."
"When life hands you melons, you know you're dyslexic."
"What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building? 20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*"