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Joke of the Day

"What is yellow and wears a mask? The Lone Lemon."

"I'm working on my second $million I finally gave up on the first."

"Haters are like crickets You can't see them but you can hear them, and when you walk by them they are quiet."

"I'm like a clogged toilet. I DON'T TAKE SHIT FROM NO ONE."

"What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years? Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016"

"What did Kendrick Lamar say when Rihanna tried to unplug his VR headset? Bitch, don't kill my Vive."

"I spent the night on a 4th dimensional alien ship. Surprisingly the surroundings were very familiar. Except in the bathroom they had a glory cube."

"Girls spend a lot of time explaining how they never do the thing they just did."

"Change is inevitable Except when it comes to vending machines."

"If there is one thing sure to turn Reddit against you... It's defiantly clickbait."