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Joke of the Day
"If anything is possible, is it possible for something to be impossible?"
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"Why are fishermen so good at geometry? Cause they're good anglers."
"Procrastination Eh, that's not an important joke; I'll tell that one later."
"If God hates gays so much, why didn't he put it in the ten commandments? Instead he's more pissed that you're jealous of your friend's PS4"
"I've been feeling so shitty this valentines day.. This cold I have is terrible!"
"There once was an Italian chef He pastaway"
"All men are the same This phrase was invented by a Chinese woman who lost her husband in the crowd."
"Xerxes I is the most successful carpet dealer. He went to the West with a million Persians and came home with only a handful of them."
"A little girl walks into her parents' bedroom. ""Holy F**k"" she screams ""and you want ME to see a doctor about sucking my thumb?!"""
"Well, it's that time of year again when people come up to me with their scary face and frightening clothes with their hand held out wanting money and shit. I hate my job at the welfare office."