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Joke of the Day

"I've been feeling so shitty this valentines day.. This cold I have is terrible!"

"In extremely rare cases women have been known to sleep with me."

"My Medical Emergency Contact is a girl from college who promised she'd pluck any stray hairs off my face if I slipped into a coma."

"As a white guy, it really bothers that only black people can use the word ""nigger"". Thats OUR word! I'm not racist. I just wrote a racist joke."

"The life of a penis is a sad one.... His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his bestfriend's a pussy, and his owner beats him."

"I'll never understand why the guy that invented braille didn't just put the dots in shape of the actual letters."

"Two Dragons walk into a bar One dragon says, ""It's hot in here"". ""Shut your mouth"", says the other dragon."

"On Kashyyyk, Chewbacca's homeworld, would amateur junior-level warriors be called Rookie Wookies? :)"

"Jokes about German sausages... ...are the Wurst"

"How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!"