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Joke of the Day

"I wonder if people in 3rd world countries know that we can choose between crushed and regular ice cubes."

"Can you spell soft and slow with two letters? EZ."

"Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye."

"What did the mouse say to the webcam? Cheese."

"My girlfriend yelled at me today saying, ""You weren't even listening just now, were you?!"" I thought, ""Man, what a weird way to start a conversation."""

"What's the tragedy with little people? They lead such short lives."

"Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor? Because he didn't feel well."

"mythical anciemt turtel that canot die has been found in the galapagos. ""dont worry"" says one scientist ""we wil find a way to kill it"""

"When I first met your mom, I fell in love with her because she had a kind face... The kind of face I want to fuck the shit out of!"

"A friend of mine was reading an article on a newspaper talking about the dangers of drinking, after that he stopped doing what he loved... ...reading."