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Joke of the Day
"Why are fishermen so good at geometry? Cause they're good anglers."
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"One things for sure, I can always count on my fingers."
"How do you stop a small dog from humping your leg? You pick it up and suck its dick!"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bond ! Bond who ? Bond to succeed !"
"If sex with 3 people is a threesome and sex with 2 people is a twosome, now I understand why they call you handsome."
"I made a model aircraft. I wanted it to be an unpainted smooth finish wooden aircraft. So I made a plain planed plane plane."
"Where do one-legged people go to eat? IHOP."
"People with profile pictures of their kids. Stop it. All I can think is, why are these toddlers trying to add me on facebook?"
"Three men of different ethnicities walk into a bar. The first two say something smart. The third completely embarrasses his countrymen by saying something stupid."
"There are a billion people in China. Just think how many more there would be if the women had bigger tits."